Dita Von Teese performs at Revolution on April 10, 2014 in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
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SYSTEM ALERT: The metaphor is in his hand
Wait wait wait. His girlfriend needs assistance breathing and he smokes next to her? Hahahahahahaha what the fuck is this
It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing between your teeth but you don’t give it the power to do its killing
This is why we can’t have nice things
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!